Fapiduous

The insatiable urge or need for sexual release through the means of masturbation. Can be so debilitating that sufferers are unable to do any of their normal daily functions.

"Why did he call out sick today?"

"He said he was having a nasty Fabiduous attack and was unable to leave his house."

"Fapiduous?"

"Yeah, apparently its serious."

by Nevineir August 10, 2014

Fapbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands

“I caught Caleb jerking off with his left hand last night. Last time I caught him with his right hand. He must be fapbidextrous”

by Yolotrooper February 2, 2018

fagoid

a word created by the most famous transgender twitch, (also a famous youtuber) a mixture of the words faggot and mongoloid with a bit of chemical X

person 1: dude i just saw a cool looking dog outside
person 2: i dont recall asking for this fuckin information you fucking fagoid stay in line and stick to it

by DevonEsq. February 12, 2021

Fazoid

Fazoid is a word that means nothing but yet is truly offensive, it is a merge of every slur but is not a slur in itself as to not provoke Twitter.

Oh my god, Mickey is being such a Fazoid

by Fazoid July 26, 2021

FAPOOD

An acronym for Trump. Fat Ass Piece Of Orange Dogshit.

The FAPOOD was on TV again last night, crapping out lies as fast as he could move his lips.

by Smarterdenmost June 18, 2023

Fapid

A term used to define a rapid fap.

After a long day at work, I decided to engage in some fapid fapping to relieve my stress.

by ModerateBeast April 20, 2024

Fupoid

A fan of fupas.

We usually go dancing at Red Square until around 11 pm; we get out of there as soon as the fupoids show up.

by BigBigBigSteve April 30, 2024