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fassyhole

(noun or adjective)
1. A deregatory jamaican term. Comes from the term fassy, meaning a sore or infection, and the term hole which is a reference to the anus or vagina.
Di whole a dem bad mind people deh a fassyhole.
by neochin June 17, 2004
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farthole

Yet another slang term for the anus.
"Someone needs to hammer a cork into your farthole."
by D-san July 12, 2003
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Fairytale syndrome

The belief that it's possible to have the perfect relationship with a partner. A relationship that's equal to the hopelessly romantic ones seen in movies. A relationship that will remain forever innocent. This ideal comes with an absence of pragmatism along with obvious naivity.

That said, this ideal does have its positives. Fairytale syndrome often pushes the believer to be the best that they can be within a relationship and therefore leads to happiness in the long run.

However, because it's unrealistic, the believer will likely grow to resent themselves or their partner for not adhering to their ideal.
Sally: '... I don't even find other men attractive, Joe is perfect. He is the best looking man I've ever seen. I could never be angry with him. I'll love him this way forever.'
Christina: 'Sounds like you have fairytale syndrome. '
by Anzdanz April 12, 2015
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firehole

the inflamation of the anus, which results in redness and itching and burning sensations
"I woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that I have Firehole. It was more painful than ramming a CD drive into your nose."
by joe_hole July 28, 2005
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Fairhope, AL

A utopia 14 miles South East of Mobile. HOME OF BLIND COPS.

Druggies- half population
Old people- half population
Ignorant fucks- full population

Near the lovely wooden park you will find the white emo kids who are so not sTr@iGht 3dg3! Matter of fact, they'll brag about how they were so high that they bit their lip while trying to bight a pepperoni last night.

If you aren't emo, you aren't worthy. In Fairhope, Alabama, there are no hipsters, metal heads, no cybergoths, no goths, no "screamolester" (property of yourscenesucks). Looking for Nintendocore? See Silverhill, AL.

Basically, you're either "preppy" or "emo/scene", more likely to be emo/scene because everyone in Fairhope is "s0 different" by being the exact same. Whether or not your emo or prep, you are a pot head.

You WILL "fall in love" in Fairhope. If you don't fall in love with someone you went to school with, who is the opposite gender, you're a sinner. You make Satan's baybeez.
Fairhope, AL is full of angels :))))))))))

#loljk
by FrynoRhino February 23, 2011
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Fairymones

A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.
-John's getting alot of attention from those moustachioed biker chaps
-Yeah, he must be pumping out some heavy fairymones
by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007
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firehole

firey sensation you get in your butthole when diarrhea "comes knockin'"
I shouldnt have eaten that burrito, now i have firehole. D:
by dfgasdfvbfdb July 5, 2009
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