friendship

Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

Taken from Llamas with Hats.

Wanna do something tonight?" "Sure, but what?" "Hmm, I don't know. How about we go munch a well-cooked face together?" "Sounds awesome, because we're friends, and that's what friendship is." "Woo! As long as they're not raw... because that's just gross.

friendship by Benjamin Dover the Third May 7, 2011

Friendship

Two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together.

Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"

Paul: "What? Why?"

Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."

Friendship by Lightning533 January 5, 2011

Friendship

A bond between two people.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

Friendship by AguileraVoiceClone November 5, 2009

Friendship

Is magic. Something I don't have.

MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC DAMMIT

Friendship by bluuskkye77 September 23, 2018

Friendship

Having the weirdest, randomest yet most logical, serious conversations with someone.

Dude, we were just talking about buns and socks for the past hour while sober. This is true friendship.

Friendship by TheLastBug May 16, 2015

friendship

The ability to bag on another's mother without resulting in physical conflict.

Peter: I know everything, especially your mom's nice ass.
John: I enjoy our friendship.

friendship by Pedro Scallywagon April 19, 2007

friendship

A relationship between two people where one person agrees to make the other person's problems their own. More than often the agreement turns out to be one-sided. This includes lending money, giving rides, emotional support, listening to the other complain or just simply listening to and dealing with the other person's constant bullshit. In actuality, an official agreement was never made to do any of this. Rather a process takes place over time where one party is slowly manipulated into all of the above mentioned acts. Most of the time these relationships eventually end with the main supporter having had enough of the user's ways. However, there are occasionally more extreme cases where the relationship goes on for years, sometimes until death does them part, due to the supporter's own extreme stupidity. In some cases, the situation is so bad that the one party might actually be entitled to claim a dependant when doing their taxes.

"Hey, I know it's midnight and you're in the middle of drinking and having fun but would you stop what you're doing and drive me thirty minutes away to my house? Reason being, I left the cat locked in the bedroom and I need to let her out. Thanks, buddy. I really value our friendship".

friendship by True Man True July 13, 2009