Fookerty

A bunch of random events that turn out bad.

Some fookerty shit happened at the party last night. Ex. Jake went streaking last night. Tyler woke up with an ugly high school girl. Kyle got pantsed while doing a keg stand.

by Olympus aka Ja-Ky January 20, 2009

Mocker Focker

A person who does something that they once fervently mocked you for doing.

Last week:
Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?

This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!

by Steve Slacker September 8, 2011

Arthur Fonzerelli

Token cool guy from the late TV Show "Happy Days".

Played by Henry Winkler.

Is Henry Winkler the incarnation of God ?

by larstait October 12, 2003

Foner

A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.

"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"

by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014

Ice Finker

A word you post to Urban Dictionary to troll your dumb cousin because she thinks you called her an Ice Finker and won't stop asking what an Ice Finker is.

Ass sphincter says what?...What?....wait. did you call me an ice...finker? What is that?!? *raucous laughter* SERIOUSLY YALL!?!?! WHAT IS AN ICE FINKER?!?!?!...Go look it up on UD.

by Garrwtt42 June 27, 2018

Forkers

bad ass mother forkers that dont fork around when it comes to forking the homes of people that forking deserve it.

you mother forker!!!!

by ANOTHER OF THE FORKERS!!! HEHE July 3, 2003

Fookers

Fooker, Fookers, Fookered

1. Bike pedals from Amazon. Knock offs of RaceFace Chester mountain bike pedals.

2. A way of saying you failed something in mountain biking terms

“Time to shred with my new Fookers”

“Aww man I really fookered that jump”

by Fookerman5808 May 23, 2018