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FascesBook

a derogatory term for FaceBook stresses its fascist administrative functioning
FascesBook said my post on ancient Hebrew poetry violated their Community Standards.
by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019
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fasces

A bundle of sticks held together by a cord. The word fascist came from this. In a fascist government, the sticks are the people held together by the cord, or leader.
Fascist actually came from the word fasces.
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
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Fasch

R*an Fischerkeller AKA someone who is considered an insult to be called
Ross: hey Justin let me borrow that computer

Justin: NO

Ross: stop bieng a Fasch
Justin:Fine Here
by R Bud and J Botta October 5, 2011
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Fasabook

How Graham the Christian's Club Penguin voice pronounces "Facebook."
Hold on, let me check my Fasabook.
by Momo The Memer January 25, 2018
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Faschua

Originating at Washington College this Frenchish term refers to anything and everything.

1. Any not retractable awning protruding from the ceiling of an eatery.

2. An alcoholic concoction consisting of Everclear and Fresca in any volume.

3. Sex

4. A substitution for a swear word.

5. Having a good day.

6. Being too heavily influenced by drugs and or alcohol.

7. A mistake of any magnitude.

8. Literally anything that you want to use the faschuaing thing for.

9. There is no real definition.

10. Lounging.
1. That's a real nice faschua you got above the bar there.

2. You guys wanna pregame with a faschua?

3. Will faschuaed her on an airplane!!!

4. Shut the faschua up you faschuain son of a faschua.

5. I'm ready to have a faschua of a weekend.

6. Dude you were really faschuaed last night at that party.

7. I faschuaed man. Last night I had a little many faschuas and my car through a fence into grazing cows.

8. Will and Keller are faschuaing all over the common room right now.
by The Omnipresent Faschua. March 25, 2010
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Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
by AceDegen July 27, 2010
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faecal predator

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.
Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
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