vaginal excercises

the tightening and releasing of the vaginal muscles to tighten a loose whore

kay excercised her vagina by holding in her pee for 4 seconds and releasing, creating the vaginal excercises as she watched barney and friends while soaking her head in a fish bowl of melted butter and sushi while texting her significant other who doesnt actually like her.

by -jesus October 4, 2008

exercise

various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.

Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.

by C-bass503 November 29, 2006

bathroom exercises

Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.

-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"

by Q Baby February 28, 2008

Exercise

Actions involving effort that most people reading this would not do.

WHAT!???? CYCLING? BUT THAT'S EXERCISE!!

by Armoured_Potato February 21, 2013

Execuse

When an executive of a company makes up an excuse for not wanting to talk to a subordinate or take action upon a particular topic.

I asked Dave if he wanted to discuss this topic but he gave me some run around execuse.

by UpperLowerMgmt June 29, 2011

Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022

foreign exercise video

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner

Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"

by GinaM November 14, 2007