premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.

Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.

by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009

Ejaculation

The one time a male says the words "I love you" and really means it.

While depositing an ejaculation into your partner the male screams with authority... "I love you!"

by Lummer Hummer January 1, 2012

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.

We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.

by Joel1983 October 3, 2017

Ejaculation of gas

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

by IXKD December 16, 2020

Premature Esnackulation

When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once.

I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.

by JuggLife May 31, 2016

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.

After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009