Definitions by IXKD

Footing your mouth 

Putting your foot in your mouth, partially or as a whole.

I: What’s that in your mouth
C: My foot
I: Did you just fist your mouth
I: Oh no, you footing your mouth

Footing your mouth by IXKD December 19, 2020

Ejaculation of gas 

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

Ejaculation of gas by IXKD December 16, 2020