Ecstaculation

That uncontrollable excitement realized when no one is around to share the good news/event with but you are so happy that you text or log into a social network just to let it be known.

The minute I found out that the Cleveland Cavs had won the 2003 NBA lottery and the chance to draft LeBron James, I was overcome with ecstaculation while driving my car downtown Cleveland.

Ecstaculation by RCF's Richfield February 13, 2009

etaculation 

This is a fun filled cure for halitosis. You load a couple Tic Tacs into your urethra before getting a blow job.
Beginners should start with fruit flavors. Mint and cinnamon is for experts only.

Beat cum breath with a delicious etaculation.

etaculation by lamf December 27, 2011

Espaculation 

To speculate about a past, present, or future ejaculation.

She used espaculation prior to her intimate encounter.

Espaculation by thaddeus maximus March 13, 2010