Eggsauce

Slang term for "Exhaust"

My eggsauce has fallen off my car!

by ExRR March 24, 2011

Eggsalad

The act of wiping your ass with a company document, then putting it through the shredder.

My boss pissed me off, so I turned in my weekly expense report as eggsalad.

They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.

by FatFratDaddy September 11, 2016

eggsalad

When you stick your nuts between your legs so they stick out the back and then you moon someone.

Oh my god, I can't believe henry showed me his eggsalad!

by Steve R Jenkins August 16, 2006

eggasm

When you are trashed and you have an insatiable craving for scrambled eggs, it is the sensation you get from the first bite of scrambled eggs.

Francesca: Oh my God, these eggs are SOOOOO good!
Travis: Wow, Francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!

by Tenacious F April 6, 2006

eggsact

The specific time and place that an egg is fertilized by a sperm; the place and time of conception.

Expect the baby to be born 9 months after the eggsact moment.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 6, 2018

eggsasperated

Refers to a sore-emotions feeling that you get regarding an egg-related issue.

I put a pot on the stove to boil some eggs, but then I forgot to add the eggs to the pot, and so I discovered nuthin' but an "empty" pot after boiling it for five minutes! I was sooooo eggsasperated!

by QuacksO October 9, 2018

Eggshamon

"Eggshamon" is an annoyed or mad way of saying yes.

"MoM cAn I gO tO a PaRtY" "eggshamon"

by Ramos Wamelernota June 13, 2019