A person who has been affected by A fast and wide spread of originality; all starting with one called an "epidemic originator"
by AoifeDaWaffle November 26, 2006
Get the Epidemic Originalmug. Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.
Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.
by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020
Get the Recess Wedding Epidemicsmug. Drug overdose deaths involving heroin rose from 3,036 in 2010 to 15,469 in 2016. Since 2016, the number of deaths has trended down with 13,165 deaths reported in 2020, 9,173 reported deaths in 2021 and 5,871 reported deaths in 2022. Heroin overdose death rises everyday in multiple cities and towns effecting the life's of millions.
by pak2031 July 24, 2024
Get the Heroin Epidemicmug. And how do we know you aren't conflating psychogenic epidemic with cultural fad for the purpose of perpetuating your own partisan hackery?
Hym "Appeal to authority Jordan. You're appealing to your own authority and vaguely citing studies regarding psychogenic epidemics but that doesn't mean transgenderism IS that."
Jordan "But I'm familiar with a study though! And muh authority! And the asterisk at the end of everythIng I say is literally just a qualifing statement where I just assert that what I'm saying is 'obviously correct' and then sycophants on the internet reinforce it with inane sophistry and gaslight their audiences into believing me!"
Jordan "But I'm familiar with a study though! And muh authority! And the asterisk at the end of everythIng I say is literally just a qualifing statement where I just assert that what I'm saying is 'obviously correct' and then sycophants on the internet reinforce it with inane sophistry and gaslight their audiences into believing me!"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Get the Psychogenic epidemicsmug. Because of the imposed solipsism. And if other people aren't significant enough to you then they hit you with the imposed schizophrenia and that's what causes the child murder epidemic... But that's the good epidemic...
Hym "But I do feel bad the cute young blondes are in the middle of a loneliness epidemic. I'd be happy to come over and give them a fucking. Get some KY... Drink some ginseng tea... Really do it right... A right fucking (as the brits would say). And then murder the baby. Because I HAVE A RIGHT! To do that (apparently). Which is tight. The younger they are the more moral it is to kill them... Well... Younger and older. There's like a bell curve."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Loneliness epidemicmug.