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Earthlink

Lousy, bloated ISP that has lousy outsourced technical support from India. Also subject to busy signals and outages and other problems on dial-up. Earthlink might have once been above AOL and MSN but the quality of their service and support is slipping fast.
After a half-hour on the phone, and survivng the guilt-trip expert who tried to convince me otherwise, I was able to dump Earthlink and switch to a faster local ISP that doesn't outsource it's support to people who don't understand English. I hope they don't keep billing me like they did with other people who cancelled.
by Alpha May 21, 2004
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Google Earthing (verb)

The act of using Google Earth to find an object.
Jimmy is Google Earthing (verb) to find out what his roof looked like.
by likalika April 20, 2014
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earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015
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Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers
Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.
by BigWumboy March 26, 2019
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earthlink broadband

GAYEST PIECE OF CRAP CONNECTION EVER. IF I COULD HAVE THE CHOICE OF BEING PUT IN JAIL AND RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE or TO GET EARTHLINK BROADBAND I WOULD WANT TO GOTO JAIL AND GET RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE. (I'm not gay btw)
Hey I just took a crap in the toilet, wanna see?

Yeah sure, omg wtf is that crap it's the gayest thing i've ever seen it looks like shit it has corn in it.

Yeah it's earthlink broadband!!!!
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hello earthlings

this is an alien saying; typical alien
"Hello Earthlings"
hi alien
by Abbroxquik199992 October 16, 2011
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earlingus

A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead
I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!
by earlingus October 15, 2012
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