Durp

When you burn someone.

When a friend orders stuffed crust pizza and you eat it all except for one little piece with no crust. When they see this you yell DURP! and proceed to laugh your ass off.

by Jay February 14, 2004

durp

Slang developed in Massively Multiplayer Online Games.
Literal tranlsation: Don't Use Role Play
Can reference something that is patently false
Can reference any sort of drama

Bathsheba: I so love you man.
Gnormous: Durp

or

Sarissa: This guy who I liked? He's like still hitting on me. And I used to like him but now I don't know? So I am asking everyone I know what I should do? What do you think?

Dharma: Durp. This is real life. Stop the drama.

by Le Elohm September 7, 2006

Durp

A penis that was been worked/handled too hard and is spewing blood from the tip.

Durp victim, "Man that girl last night practically ripped my dick off, I had the biggest durp"

Friend, "ROFL. Stop picking up $4 hookers then you damn fool!"

by OopiSnoopi July 8, 2010

DURP

Doing nothing significant.or saying nothing significant

Jill what are you doing
Nothing
god, your a durper

by Daboo760 March 4, 2008

durp

The equivalent to 3 sips of one's beverage.

Yo Bintner, lemme get a durp of that Jones.

by poooooge June 14, 2010

Durp

The dribbling of a small amount of phlegm from the the side of one's mouth, possibly as a result of eating soap. Often, durps can be caught in mid-swing, and this is known as a durp double-backfire (or DDB).

"Hey man, careful, you're doing a durp. Get that shit sucked in or it'll drip onto your pants."

"Oh my god he just did a durp!"

by Matt + Sned September 13, 2005

durp

duh or like durf. o like no shyt.

priscilla: dudee i think he took too much drinks
(kid is stubbling and throwning up everywhere)
micaa: durp dummass. now pick him up

by evaa :] January 10, 2008