Friend Dumped

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

by Zelophehad August 21, 2010

dumber than a box of rocks

when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.

Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass

by barbarino April 18, 2005

getting dumped

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).

Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.

by cathylee June 1, 2009

Dumbening

A rare, genetic condition found in males, usually surfacing at the on-set of puberty; the result of which is a swift plummeting of the carrier's overall intelligence.

Young Abraham quickly went from smart as a monkey to dumb as a chimp, as a result of his dumbening.

by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

dumbdrop

Someone who is a idiot for posting / uploading an embarrassing photo on the internet, or allowing anyone access to a embarrassing photo of themselves for public display.

Bob is a dumbdrop, he left his phone at the bar. Someone uploaded all his personal pics to facebook. What a Dumbdrop!

by Dumbdrops March 25, 2011

fuck dubbed

Fuck dubbed is where a movie has been edited for TV and the bad words are lamely dubbed over in a voice not even close to the original actor's voice. Fortunately,you can usually read the actor's lips. Commonly called a "voice over".

I watched a Stevan Seagal movie where every time he said "fuck" it was fuck dubbed with the word "Fink" in a clearly Italian voice.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Dumbdy Dumb

the state of mind after the effects of cannabis have mostly worn off. A "Dumbdy Dumb" can experience but is not limited to: delayed vocal response times, inability to drive an automobile, urges to do a "round 2", and severe forgetfulness.

"yo alex, there isn't a stop sign here. Why are you stopped?"
"sorry, I'm a Dumbdy Dumb."

by dumbdydumb man December 14, 2009