ducking ditch 

This is what Google Talk to text interprets when you mean to say
Fucking Bitch

I hate you, I hope you die you ducking ditch

ducking ditch by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015

ducking 

When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:

ducking by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014

nut dunking

To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.

when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......

I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"

nut dunking by whathisnuts June 18, 2009

Donald Ducking

To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.

My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.

Donald Ducking by Irate October 10, 2007

ducking 

the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.

taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you

ducking by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon April 21, 2019

ducking fisgusted 

It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.

I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.

ducking fisgusted by Telephony July 11, 2014

Were Dukin now Boys!

The phrase used in reference to starting something fun, adventurous, or awesome with your friends! It is usually yelled and an emphasis is put on the "D" of "Dukin" and the "bo" of "boys!" The phrase is used when you're with your boys chillin! The phrase is usually used by the owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig.

*Slams open the door*
*Walks to the car and opens the door*

Guy 1: WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!

Guy 2: Were Dukin now Boys!

Guy 3: Yo we ready for that road trip?

Guy 1: Yo I got everything here! WERE DDDUKKIIN NOW BBBBOOOOYYYS!!

Were Dukin now Boys! by DukinnowBoys December 24, 2013