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A spiny purple fruit that literally smells like turpentine, sweaty gym sock, and goat shit.
I have always joked about the odor, never having experienced it. The last trip to Malaysia, my hotel housekeeper left a durian treat for me and my Malaysian girlfriend. She gobbled it right up. I gagged and ordered her to brush her teeth before she was allowed near me. I had to seal the uneaten durian in one of the cupboards to avoid the odor.
durian by Durian Hater April 8, 2009
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This awesome fruit that has spikes all over it and smells bad but tastes good.
"That durian smells like poo."
Durian by Goobix May 13, 2005

Durian-Phobic 

The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.
E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic
Durian-Phobic by WhoAmI?IamBartMan December 18, 2010

duriation 

The gangland custom, from the triads of Singapore, of inserting the Durian fruit into the anus of a defeated (usually dead) foe.
"The scene was a bloodbath, and with the level of Duriation going down, the smell was overpowering too" Senior Detective Wilkinson Claire, Singapore Special Forces. 1978.
Hey dudita hows your day?
dudita by Cupcakeprincess9 February 23, 2017
retarded canadian that stans daniel tiger and plays league like a loser
durit: wow i am so fucking dumb why do i exist i also play league, am canadian, i have a daniel tiger pfp, and have sexual interests in men.
Durit by Strun strun July 20, 2020