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Dafty

Dafty is Glasgow slang for someone being an idiot or being stupid.
Ohy you ya dafty get back here.

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by Shazx July 10, 2014
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backdoor draft

Backdoor draft – Military term used to describe the current government policy of keeping troops in the military beyond their original enlistment contracts through the utilization of “stop loss orders” (keeping specific shortage job specialties such as military intelligence and aviation in) and “stop movement orders” (locking down entire units so that troops can’t leave the military or rotate out into another unit). Some troops have spent one to two years serving past their enlistment contract or retirement date.
“Man, it sucks to be SGT Johnson.”
“Why’s that?”
“He had a scholarship to UT set up but now the Army’s keeping him in for another year to send him back to Iraqistan.”
“Is he going to loose his scholarship?”
Probably. Damn backdoor draft.”
by Trav February 10, 2005
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ambulance drafting

Directly following an ambulance to or from an emergency in order to take advantage of the parted traffic in order to get ahead of your fellow commuters. Sometimes called ambulance chasing.
Man! Rush hour would've made me late for my job interiew, but fortunately there was a terrible accident. However, thanks to my ambulance drafting skills I was actually early. Too bad family of 5 had to die so I could land a job.
by Tenacious Faulker January 18, 2009
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Pervy Draft

The gust of wind that (due to air pressure and wind outside your open window) blows your door open whilst you are in the middle of undressing, leading you to think that someone is undesirably entering while you change.
*Door creaks open*
"Don't come in, I'm naked! Gah I said stop it you... oh... you Pervy Draft"
by BrIeGd August 17, 2011
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draft beer fart

A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.

The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.

After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.

Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
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Drafting

What the uneducated and under skilled drivers call Tailgating. Its when you follow closely behind another car traveling at a high rate of speed to decrease the amount of air resistance on your awesome sports car so as to save a little money on fuel or get up more speed to slingshot around him.
"Doesn't this jerk know I'm drafting so i can save money with these outrageous gas prices??"
by Pyrosis March 10, 2008
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treadmill drafting

The act of finding the hottest girl in the gym doing cardio, and going behind her to enjoy the view. A common practice among fat men who lack the natural motivation to exercise. Only works when treadmills/ellipticals/bikes are organized in rows.
Wow, i was treadmill drafting behind that chick for the past half hour. She is definitely not wearing any underwear.
by pascooby June 14, 2011
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