Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.
Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him
Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
by ManicMike March 27, 2009
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1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.
2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.
2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."
2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012
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Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.
He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!
by JBroms June 18, 2011
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Get the Car-douchian mug.A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.
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Get the douchiness mug.An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.
That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class
by Asks 1 December 28, 2005
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