douchepocalypse

A large gathering of douches or douchebags

Jim: Were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!

by gman98 May 12, 2010

douchecock

A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.

Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards

by DOUCHECOCKSLAYER July 29, 2005

douchebitch

A girl that seems to have no brains whatsoever, but still knows how to be rude and tactless.

-"Why can't your sister just be nice and do what we ask of her?"
-"Man, she's just too much of a douchebitch!"

by pirate89RAWR August 19, 2009

Douchebook page

A social networking page devoted to retarded club and look at me now pics. These pages would also contain philosophical quotes the Douchebook page owner routinely enters into their Status update to receive comments and praise from other Douchebook users.

Hey did you see those Jersey Shore looking douchebagulas wearing Ed Hardy shirts taking pics at the club last night. I am sure those pics are on their Douchebook page, with captions saying Douchetastic.

by deeznuttas April 11, 2011

douchebutt

A derogatory term used towards someone that is being both an ass & and a vaginal cleaning product.

ian: Daft Punk and Roy Orbison are the greatest artists of all time! All other music sucks! I'll never listen to any new songs ever again.

Zoidberg: You douchebutt, if you don't listen to new music you will never get to hear the latest masterpiece by Ke$ha or Rebecca Black.

by ZoidbergBG January 6, 2014

Douchecock

Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.

Schindig is a douchecock

by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014

Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011