douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009

Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011

Douchekit

Much worse than a standard douchebag, this is the whole kit. Equivalent to Fucker or Shithead.

A discrete reference may be made to said 'douchekit' by saying "he's Summer's Eve".

In a sentence "Boy, Daniel sure is a Douchekit" "I know, he's such a Summer's Eve".

by casual_observer September 27, 2007

Doucheitis

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.

Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.

by Jesse king of doucheland June 20, 2009

Douchefit

An outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don't belong. For example, your mom's birthday party, or your cousin's bah-mitzvah.

Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.

"Dude, yesterday at my cousin's graduation party, Camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. What a fuckin' loser."

by MrMikeBinSch February 25, 2009

douchebitch

a female version of a douchbag

You're being a douchebitch.

by SMKoch April 27, 2011

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013