doucheketeer 

1. An individual prone to acts of flagrant douchebaggery. 2. any number of former mouseketeers currently standing over five feet tall.

I demand that someone identify the doucheketeer responsible for this act of flagrant douchebaggery!

doucheketeer by N. C. June 13, 2008

douchebucket 

someone so undesireable you cannot stand his/her prescence. making a douche bag seem bearable

Tim is so arrogant he is a complete douchebucket

douchebucket by tgibber May 13, 2010

Douchebird 

Someone who is the epitome of all douchiness and feels the need to shit all over anything, and anyone, like a bird.

Ray William Johnson is such a douchebird!

Douchebird by Ilovewonkaswilly November 25, 2010

Douchecake 

A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag

Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake

Douchecake by topha April 20, 2006

douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.

imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.

douchebread by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Douchebreath 

A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.

Eww, get away from me douchebreath, go brush your teeth!

Douchebreath by Nadsss August 8, 2010

Douchebid

The $1 bid on the Price is Right by a douchebag.

oh your gonna let us all think on it and then Douchebid? How dare you.

Douchebid by Eddie to the O July 23, 2011