douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....

That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

Douchenozzle

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise

Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.

by SkatingPineapple January 13, 2010

Douchenozzle

An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.

Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.

What a douchenozzle

by Egiap27 February 6, 2010

douchenozzle

A pathway for douches into your life.

Guy 1:Damn, Karen is such a douchenozzle. She invited Mark to my party without asking me.

Guy 2: The one who shit on the coats and thought it was hilarious?

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 8, 2007

douchenozzle

someone who is very douche-ish.

also known as gay, an ass, mess up, a dick, conceited, hateful, and bitch.

Alexx: He's about to go out with that slut!

Erin: What a douchenozzle!

by sceneprep69 November 27, 2010

douchenozzle

a person who is a dounche bag

to be used in place of douche bag

That dude is a total duchenozzle.

by the latin freaks November 16, 2004

douchenozzle

Chris Carraba, as pointed out in the equally douche magazine Alternative Press.

Chris Carraba is totally a douchenozzle. 'nuff said.

by Denise March 26, 2004