Douchcanoe

Someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. Spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.
Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.

Everyone hates you because you are a douchcanoe.

Douchcanoe by DJHUF April 18, 2008

Douchetegral 

Litterally, an integral douche. Without any hope of ever escaping a state or permanent douchiness, leading to douchetegrality.

There's no way Dominic will ever recover from his douchebaggery,
Sigh, he's a douchetegral

Douchetegral by Marevil September 5, 2010

douchasserk rainbow 

A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.

Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.

douchasserk rainbow by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015

Douchetender 

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

Douchetender by Gigi S. January 21, 2020

Top Fuel Douchester 

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.

-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

Top Fuel Douchester by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011

Douchiness 

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

Douchiness by chad-o February 21, 2009

doucheness 

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

doucheness by levi parker September 5, 2007