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dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves
"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"
by TheHeavenlyBuddy August 6, 2016
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Cum shelf doilie

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.
He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.
by OldWordsMan May 12, 2015
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doggie doily

when she bent over to unlock her bike i noticed her cute butterfly doggie doily.
by Pudley Stevenson March 7, 2005
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chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.
"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"
by Jeranimo February 27, 2008
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Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.
"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".
by Booga March 7, 2021
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Bum Doily

A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.
Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.
by CheesyMilty March 18, 2020
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doily

cute and sweet; in a way that resembles a doily (handmade lace ornamental mat)
the molding on that home is sooo doily!

i love your new top! very doily!!
by doilyluuver August 9, 2022
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