Dirkesness

the psychological state that is beyond insanity

" dude, you are showing signs of Dirkesness!"

by the insane one! August 2, 2009

pre-droke

Performing a quick task prior to a droke, usually going to the bathroom or getting a drink.

"Droke?"
"Sure one second, I have to pre-droke."

by Y4NK33 May 4, 2010

Droker

1. a drunk smoker
2. when you only want a cigarette when your drunk and have to have one to enhance your buzz.

"I was such a droker last night"

by Barbie Stone February 25, 2009

droken

A small dragon.

That was one cool droken!

by hobbeslover August 30, 2003

droker

Someone who is both a drinker and a smoker.

COMANCHE: Hey, Golden, why don't you ever pick up chicks from the bars?

GOLDEN: Cuz they're all drokers, and I am a non-droker.

by Dancy Nancy March 22, 2009

droke

a term for clevage, cornish in origin.

showing your droke

by Karen Quick February 10, 2004

Dirken Stock

Someone who is being a massive sack of balls. Usually when they are being difficult and cant be dealt with properly. Can be used when "safe"swear words are needed, or when others are within earshot.

Ex. "My friend Steven was annoying me and was being a massive dick to me. I say to him 'Hey Steven, you're being a dirken stock right now. Don't be a dirken stock."

by Every_Body_Clap_Your_Hands!!!! November 26, 2014