DIY Stressball

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.

I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

DIY Dilettante

Someone who spends all their time watching DIY shows, going to DIY websites, and reading DIY books but never actually does any DIY projects to completion.

Maggie’s roommate Sophia is a real DIY Dilettante. She’s got at least three dozen half finished projects lying around their apartment and she still hasn’t finished replacing the faucet in the 2nd bathroom.

"Honey, you need to face facts. You're a DIY Dilettante and you need to finish at least one of these projects. I mean, how hard is it to finish painting the living room wall?"

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

DIY Project

When you are too broke to pay someone to do work for you.

I would pay someone to fix the electrical , but i'm too broke. I guess it's a DIY project , I hope I don't get electrocuted.

by I have nothing better to do March 17, 2016

DIY rape

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.

Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I diy raped myself.
Retard: How can you rape yourself
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.

by crispypiss December 11, 2018

DIY Vasectomy

Twisting your testicles until all circulation cuts off and you can pull them off with ease.

“Hey, where’s Isaiah?” “Didn’t you hear? He tried a DIY Vasectomy and he’s been at the hospital!”

by badgirl22 December 3, 2018

DIY Mic

The Term DIY mic is used when an individual has a microphone attached to their headset.
Often DIY mics don't sound good, they echo, have too high gain and sound like a Nokia phone camera mic.

(Dave) Josh you have DIY Mic it sounds so shit!
(Josh) It's not that bad!

by Lamoman February 16, 2021

DIY Project

A female that is well off whom has deep rooted issues that take on a lifer (please see definition of a lifer) hoping to change/raise him to be a man of her dreams. She goes to the extreme to keep him I.e. food, housing, sex, money and etc.

Why she always dating DIY projects don't she know his a lifer..

by MVP Jo 13 July 28, 2014