dicktum

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.

Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

dictu

fenomenen

ben je dictu of wa?

by MooiePik March 23, 2022

dictu

fenomeen

Zit je bij Dictu? kk dikke fenomeen

by MooiePik March 23, 2022

dickums

a dickhead who likes the cock, but will not admit so, even being caught in the act of being dicked down.

bro1: Dude you're such a dickums. That a'int bromance no more!

by keru April 25, 2009

dictamonary

A version of the dictionary that consists of words made up, but are a spawn of a real word.

The word dictamonary is the made up word for dictionary.
The word bikinki is the made up word for bikini.

by jadechick239 July 14, 2009

dickumference

The circumference of one's dick/penis.

Damn that dude's not so long but he's got a dickumference like crazy!

by ComoComp March 3, 2011

Dictame

Don't be one.

I hunt those!

Please don't be a Dictame. People hate that especially me. Fun to hunt tho 🤣

by Budenator March 14, 2021