dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick

My best friend has dicksentia

by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019

dickster

1. One who is very proficient at sex and frequently engages in sexual activity.

2. One who seeks to do the same.

3. Inherited ability or family trait for 1 and 2 above.

1. That's the third babe I've seen him with this week and chicks are constantly calling him,too. He must be a real dickster.

2. That dickster can't get any work done around here the way he's do'n everthing that moves.

3. He comes from a long line of dicksters.

by Linnie Bone August 24, 2006

dissertaytay

1. A formal, lengthy exposition of a topic: discourse, disquisition, treatise.
2. A thorough, written presentation of an original point of view: thesis.

Dude, I've only got 2 days left to finish my dissertaytay!

by Craig Munro March 5, 2005

dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

dissertillating

for PhD students obsessed with writing their dissertations:
dissertating until late. With a touch of academic titillating--that is, exciting/stimulating the mind from arcane research in the midst of a dissertation project.

During my one-week break from classes, I was dissertillating in the library nonstop.

by Doctoral Candidate September 11, 2010

Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.

He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.

by TXJAM June 30, 2017