dickspittle

noun

Used in conversation as meaning to be insignificant, unimportant or irrelevant dickspittle the word actually refers to the urine that remains in the forskin of an uncircumcised man's penis when he goes to the washroom.

The word can be used as an insult (to be called unimportant), to reject a proposal (similar to saying, "hell no") or as a description of an object or situation.

Words that can be used similarly include flyspeck, pissass and dirtbag based on the situation.

Example One:

Man One: Why don't we go out and get some drinks, forget all life's worries?
Man Two: Dickspittle! I am not in the mood to waste my life away.

Example Two:

Woman One: Oh, let's go out into the country, it would be ever so much fun!
Woman Two: No, I won't be going of to some dickspittle farm in the middle of nowhere.

by Nate July 7, 2004

Dickspit

The certain type of spit that forms in a girls mouth when she is giving head to a boy.

Mary : I went down on John the other day and got a terrible case of dickspit.

by reg4783 December 3, 2010

dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

Dickspense

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.

He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.

by TXJAM June 30, 2017

dicksprouts

word used by weebl from the popular weebl n bob website
a way to show your frustration at something

monkey: i am the monkey and you cant catch me
weebl: yes i can with my handy cannon
monkey: no you cant cos its poorly maintained and filled with gammon
weebl : oh dicksprouts!

by dan ramP October 3, 2006

Dickspiration

The inspiration for your dick to get hard. Aka a hot chick.

Girl 1: Do you think I'm anyone's dickspiration?
Girl 2: No you're not THAT hot.

Guy 1: Damn check out that girls ass.
Guy 2: I think I've found my dickspiration for tonight...

by Your Dickspiration January 30, 2015