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dickface faggot

A boss who wants you to work late or work on the weekend, who may or may not have homosexual tendencies.
My dickface faggot boss wants me to work this Saturday.
by Ricks127 July 15, 2019
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Dickscicle

A penis coated in a frozen beverage (usually a fruity cocktail) to provide a flavorful blow job.
Girl: A had an amazing Dickscicle last night!

Guy: You're welcome.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014
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Dicksack

1) The sack in the front of someones dick, like the sack of the guy with a bagpipe
2) A fat person, a nickname
1) You get a dicksack, you get a dicksack and you get a dicksack
2) Are you in the macdonalds again? Youre such a dicksack
by Rietje May 18, 2016
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Dick Sac

An insult which includes the sac and the dick.
Han- Gosh Viccy you're a sac of balls.
Viccy- shut up
Mel- No Viccy you are a dick.
Viccy- Quit it guys.
Mel- No wait, you are a dick sac.
by AmazingJesus February 23, 2009
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dicksand

The attention a man gives you to make you forget about who you are, and everything else. You are completely blinded from all facts and are just thriving to be in a relationship.

From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)
Sasha: I thought Lila was coming out with us tonight?

Jade: She got trapped in Porters dicksand.
by jade6ix August 24, 2016
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Dickscratcher

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.
Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!
by douche-hater July 15, 2010
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dickscuse

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)
Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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