dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018

Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.

Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.

by Mee12 June 27, 2018

Dicktose intolerant

Not being into dick what else?

Can you suck my dick? Nah I’m dicktose intolerant.

by Big baby jay June 9, 2019

dankritos

Dankritos are only the dankest of all Doritos. How to make them is you slice a piece of FaZe and mix it with some Doritos and mtn. dew.

Las night when I was dankscoping, I have my self some dankritos and became one with the scope

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

dicktits

your balls because if you could place a pair of titties on your dick, it would still look like your balls

you hit me right in the dicktits

by apocalypsechris October 3, 2009

dicktits

A term of endearment. Created in 2003 by Hiva and Novid and used loosely.

H-What's up dicktits?
N-Nothing much dicktits, and you?

by Hiva November 27, 2004

dickitus

The state of a man having his time of the month. In a rut.

Dickitus

by 9avogel December 13, 2014