Dinklechamp

A person who has dinkled or had a number 2 in the toilet 10 times in 1 day.

Jesus, Betsy, you are sure a dinklechamp!

by niggersforlife678686969696 April 8, 2021

Dicklected

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment

I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected

by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

by papplemanger July 13, 2010

Dicklashed

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.

Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

dickwench

to be a wench to some ones penis.
To be a person that bring beer and other things to someones penis.

"Tom you are such a dickwench!"
"I need a dickwench."

by nnug February 5, 2008