dickflate

To harm a male's ego by insulting the size of his penis

Why is Joe so glum?

His girlfriend just totally dickflated him in front of his buddies

by Locutioner March 15, 2016

dickflabagus

When your penis is really sad and has way too much excess skin.

My penis was so sad and had lots of excess so I went to the doctor and he said I had dickflabagus.

by Jamesct696969 May 12, 2017

Dickularity

The accumulation of so many penises that the actual accounting for the individual number of dicks, penises, and cocks becomes impossible to quantify. Dickularities (pl.) are normally generated around the mouths of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-boyfriends, and ex-husbands who are attempting to make up for time lost.

A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.

Becky's become a dickularity after Tom broke up with her; I heard you can't get within 50 meters of her without her sucking you in.

Literally.

by Brazerican January 13, 2021

Dickula

Dickula is a combo of Dick and Dracula (Dracula is known for being the strongest vampire in the world). Dracula uses his sharp fangs to suck blood. Dickula is used as a nickname for someone who eats pussy on period or has period sex. Or Dickula can be used as a penis entering a bloody bag (dick is referenced to a fang of a vampire)

Sandra: “ I really wanted to have sex with Jeramy on Friday, but I started my period that morning. I was so upset.”

Carrie: “wait but didn’t you say you guys had sex?”
Sandra: “yeah we did.. his dickula pounded my pussy so hard”

Carrie: “ honestly.. helps with the cramps!”

by Dykeasaurs February 21, 2022

dickulator

When a sexy ass man has to calculate how long it has been since a woman has had sex. .

Heather

“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les

“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”

by HBombD May 15, 2022

de-dickulate

The act of cutting off a mans penis after he has cheated.

I caught him in bed with my sister, so I de-dickulated him.

by psfan May 16, 2011

extra dickular activities

Any extra activities that you and your penis are engaging in outside of normal sex; hand-jobs, blow-jobs etc etc

Our President was impeached because he was having "extra dickular activities" with a chubby intern.

by HOGS-BACK February 7, 2022