Gabby is a dickfart because I said so
by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018
Get the Dickfart mug.This sex act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. Near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. After the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small wang and commences the potato ass fucking. He continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. During all this, he is speaking German and hailing Hitler, even wearing the notorious Nazi uniform. This sex act is considered sexist and the SJW WILL come to your front door. Also to note, this sex act is illegal in nearly every communist country. Rated PG.
by Damnstr8mmmmm November 16, 2017
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the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
Get the dicktarded mug.When a man's penis instead of his brain decides his actions , most commonly happens when aroused from a girl.
*at a dance party*
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"
by Jawnie April 26, 2015
Get the dicktate mug.A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.
Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?
by hinder90 February 23, 2010
Get the dickfart mug.Jukes and Ada didn't know why they were gonna do at Michaels so ben told them to get two xbox controlers from Colins without telling them they were going to Michaels even tho Colin and Michael are good friends. what a dicktastic move
by Baby Roth February 28, 2010
Get the Dicktastic mug.1) Someone who thinks their better than everyone else. A self-centered prick.
2) A itchy, painful wart that can grow on a penis caused by gay sex.
2) A itchy, painful wart that can grow on a penis caused by gay sex.
by monk24 April 25, 2007
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