diarrheagret

The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).

After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.

"Shouldn't have gotten that indian food man...I got diarrheagret"

by Bleedscarlet February 2, 2018

Diarrhea Arrest

A very controversial practice of a human getting arrested by a non-human police officer. Originated in South Africa in 1958 when the former rogue state's secret police hired 300K non-human police officers to arrest humans who are opponents of their former regime. It was extremely notorious during early-mid 1969 to late-2019. Like Diarrhea Kidnapping, it was discovered by the US government.

Many notable public figure like Justin Bieber and Jake Paul have been targets of Diarrhea Arrest by non-human police officers.

by Ryan900USAYT December 18, 2021

Diarrhea Felony

A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.

Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday.

by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019

diarrhoopy

A goopy glob of diarrhea, combining the words of "diarrhea" and "goopy". Essentially goopy diarrhea

I went to the public restroom, someone forgot to flush, and in the bowl was a giant pile of diarrhoopy.

by freddy69 April 23, 2021

Future Diary

Its pretty much about a insane sociopath who stalks the guy she likes and ends up brutally slaughtering anyone who comes close within 7 feet to him.

Future Diary is so fucked up that I actually enjoy watching it.

by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018

Denny's Diarrhea

When you go to Denny's and get instant diarrhea and shit all over your pants and have to cover your ass with your sweater.

Ah man I was at Denny's the other day and got Denny's Diarrhea. Took 3 loads of the washer to get my clothes clean

by musti6604 October 28, 2011

DIARRFAB

DIARRFAB:- Is the "phantom fit", anyone - (except a fully formed and famed FABARM) - can face. It shows the effects of discharging too much solid waste too frequently, and famed as s o m e o n e who will, someday, become a full FABARM.

I just can't get over tonight and help you become a "FULLFAB" - DIARRFAB has struck you - set up another meeting!

by FABARM February 4, 2019