dewald lubbe

dewald lubbe, often referred to as lubbeen or konyn (by himself and his mother). believes to have a good sense of humor. kwv enthusiast.

oh look at that boy drinking kwv and telling jokes. that must be dewald lubbe!

by i69dk420 November 24, 2021

dealt

To be helplessly given an appreciable amount of bad luck or unfortunate events.

Originating from playing online Black Jack, The Dealer is the anonymous opponent of the human player of the game. The Dealer will always deal the player bad cards so that the player cannot win the game. This characteristic of being dealt unrelenting misfortune by The Dealer was expanded to encompass and explain all unfortunate occurrences that befall an individual in their everyday life. Any bad luck or accidents you may experience happen not by chance, they are maliciously dealt to you by The Dealer.

"I can't believe I came in 9th on Rainbow Road! I was in first place the whole time, until I got dealt on the last lap with 2 blue shells, 2 red shells and a lightning!"

"My girlfriend dumped me, I wrecked my car, and then I failed my exam... I got dealt so bad today."

"That's SEVEN gun-less deaths in a row, I am being dealt!"

by The Suspect March 2, 2009

Go Get Dealt

Used when teams like to talk shit and get owned the next round or for the whole scrim/match.

Pre-game shit talking and not backing it up when its live will produce at least 1 if not more members of the opposite team to say "Go Get Dealt"

Term created by #dealteam and used by the world.

You say your oppenents are bad and you lose horribly. The other team is able to say "Go get dealt."

by LANatomas | Rob64[dt] December 14, 2004

dewallestration

When you throw someone threw a wall; a substitution for defenestration

Person 1: I think that butterflies are not real

Person 2: this makes me want to use Dewallestration by throwing you through that wall

by I can’t think of a handle June 3, 2020

Dealt with

1) When a person is beat up at the discretion of the person they pissed off.

1) PeWe: Yo did deuce beat up greg?
Fat Mike: Hell naw worst soon as deuce saw Greg... Greg got DEALT WITH!
PeWe: Damn like that?
Fat Mike: Yeah quick knockout and Timbs to the face.

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Dewal

An awkward young fellow who thinks he's ninja, but really isn't. A shy, nice, smart young boy who's multi-sided and can surprise you at times. Has great taste in pick up lines. Treat Dewals with care, even if they seem a little... weird. Dewals are proven to make great friends to others.

Chick 1 - dude, who's that awkward looking dude over there?
Chick 2 - oh don't worry, he's just a dewal, pretty harmless

Chick 1 - I broke up with my boyfriend last night
Chick 2 - sadface
Chick 1 - it's okay, I talked to Dewal about it and felt a lot better :)

by oloninjahua July 2, 2009

desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011