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Desperation Station

A gas station that is on a highway, where there is no other gas station in the area; the prices are much higher than a common gas station, so you would have to be desperate and low on gas to even consider getting gas from there.
A)Wow, did you see that gas station? The gas was $7.00/gal.

B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.
by Domonic July 4, 2008
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Despicable Me

A fart that crawls up your balls and vibrates out the front, creating an atomic smell.
Grant: warning. I just let out a despicable me.

Grant: Oh, despicable me...
by OopseIdiditagain November 13, 2016
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desperati

People who desperately try to gain or hold on to fame. Includes the wannabes, has-beens, attention whores,and 15 minutes are up crowd.
She's such a desperati.
by Thegrantman June 21, 2010
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desperate diamond

the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.

this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.

bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?

bp player 1: I've got no choice....
by tmcg February 7, 2009
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Despelation

A central symptom of Bipolar depression, derived from the aposition of two words: despair and elation. Universally present in bipolar patients, either manic (hyper) or depressed (down), characterized by the simultaneous presence of elavation of mood and tearful emotions at once. A paradigm of bipolar disorder and unique to this illness.
Her despelation was clear between tearful sighing and loud vociferation.
by Quijotario May 22, 2013
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Desperate eyes

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.
Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
by Jmarev June 9, 2013
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Desperita

When you are desperately in need of a drink but you are all out of other liquor and mixers and left only with tequila and random other beverages.
Liquor store is closed and all I have left is tequila and Dr. Pepper. Looks like it's time for a desperita!
by houston34baby May 25, 2019
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