Defecate

The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free

Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.

by President Palin :( August 3, 2010

defecately

A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.

"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"

"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."

by abritishbank February 3, 2012

Defaceatated

One to be without their face; To instantly lose your face

Cody WatsondefaceatatedKatie Watson by peggin her with a football

by nutkrunch January 13, 2010

Defacately

A compound word from; Defacate- To void feces from the bowels or "Shit", and the word Definitely- Refers specifically to a judgment or description that serves as a standard or reference point for others or "Ya". Baisically Shit Ya!

Steve-
"Hey Gregg wanna get jacked out of our minds with these shrooms?"
Gregg-
"Defacately!!!"

by Poonslammer May 1, 2012

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

defalcate

embezzle (funds one is entrusted with)

his incessant desire was to defalcate his friend's money

by sumo2 September 13, 2013

Defacicated

To have your face removed via a machine or surgical procedure.

The man was defacicated for scientific research for future implant on a live subject.

by Potatoechip March 21, 2024