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declaration

The declaration of our baby.
by Aria Anonymous May 30, 2016
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She Declared That Same Notion

A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.
But its so long!
she declared that same notion!

These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!

Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!
by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009
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Declaration of Independence

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.
The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 21, 2007
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declarify

declarify (de klair if eye) VERB. To explain something so badly that it becomes meaningless.
Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.
Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”
by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020
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self-declared

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.
'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'
by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013
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99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.
The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.
by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011
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