sweaty dachshund

a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.

I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund

by milm October 19, 2008

Rip daichi

Nice kill Tanaka 👌👌👌👌
Suga mama don’t want all these kids he needs uuuuu U-U

Daichi falls now he Dead Rip daichi

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Sammy the dachshund

An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman

Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli

by february 4,2009 July 24, 2022

Crotch-Dachshund

A euphemism for penis

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011

Dachia

Powerful woman, smart, beautiful, talented, hardworking, and fun loving life of the party girl. Dachia is a major procrastinator but superior at multitasking when a deadline approaches. Dachia's biggest fear is public speaking its basically her Kryptonite.

Dachia is imported from England and is bold and beautiful.

by diggitydac February 28, 2010

dachoo007

An individual carrying Outerspace levels of intelligence. The nickname dachoo007 shouldn't be used lightly as it carries a big quantum significance so only the smartest individuals on Earth are able to call themselves and be called dachoo007.

Hey, have you seen how he had done his test? He scored 69/60, he must be a dachoo007!

by splinterko June 25, 2021

Lump the dachshund

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.

Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene

by Gallerist January 8, 2021