Jumping off a dresser

To have hard core sex

Jumping off a dresser means to have sex

by katrin February 5, 2021

mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank

Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

by Vailima October 14, 2016

getting dressed

Masturbating on the run.

"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting dressed, Mom! I told you!"

by Adenia Volkensii April 11, 2005

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

Dresser Dragon

To take a dump into an unsuspecting persons clothes dresser drawer.

My aunt Georgia got attacked by the Dresser Dragon.

by Gat Mansir September 20, 2011

Dressed the pussy

Completing a task in an excellent fashion

Person A- man that reapiar was challenging but came out perfect.
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!

by Mrdevilspikes June 16, 2017

All dressed up with nowhere to go

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

by The Esq. December 10, 2010