Douchemegatron

A huge, evil leader of all douches who's idiocy is a very crime against humanity. A person, thing, or asshole you'd prefer to never lay eyes on, even if it meant cutting your own eyes out.

You are the DoucheMegatron.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

doucheketeer

1. An individual prone to acts of flagrant douchebaggery. 2. any number of former mouseketeers currently standing over five feet tall.

I demand that someone identify the doucheketeer responsible for this act of flagrant douchebaggery!

by N. C. June 13, 2008

Douchedemic

A term describing an increasing amount of douche-bags in a common hang-out.

Me: "C'mon, Dave, let's get outta here man, this place is a douchedemic."

Dave:"I heard that."

by teabagger5000 May 11, 2009

douchelectual

a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.

moleskin, check. tortoise shell frames, check. scarf, check. what a total douchelectual.

by t rex esquire March 4, 2010

Douchetegral

Litterally, an integral douche. Without any hope of ever escaping a state or permanent douchiness, leading to douchetegrality.

There's no way Dominic will ever recover from his douchebaggery,
Sigh, he's a douchetegral

by Marevil September 5, 2010

Douchemecca

(n) dooshmek-uh

1. A place that attracts a large quantity of douche bags.

Angela: I love Vegas but I hate that it attracts so many immature assholes.
Shawn: Yeah, that place is a total douchemecca.
Angela: Baaaaaa.

by TheDouchemeister August 24, 2011

Doucheresting

Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate" ----- Stemming from a douchebag

Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.

Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on

by Yakimaballer December 27, 2011