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domesticrate

To live with a partner in a domestic setting, bringing an end to your fun-loving, philandering ways, thusly becoming functionally castrated.
Moving in with my girlfriend and her kids has me feeling domesticrated.
by WallowingCock June 4, 2013
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domesticide

girl: "do you like this color towel for the bathroom or want this color towel..."

guy: "nooooo, please god help me!! no, i'm being domesticated... fratricide, matricide, homicide, suicide, domesticide. i'm putting up curtains... & screwing in little lights over the sink." - Henry Rollins
by metaball April 24, 2006
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Domestic Volume Index

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton
FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.
by TimThomas June 11, 2009
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negris domesticus

"I would go out tonight," salena said, "but my ma has me being the negris domesticus."
by soupdogg August 18, 2012
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Felis domesticus

Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.
Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.

P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
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domesticality

Noun- Pertaining to activities done in and around the home. Evokes comfort, safety and routine.
I found the domesitcality of Mike and Susan's relationship very charming.
by Greg February 27, 2005
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domestic prostitution

Domestic prostitution- When one trades sex in exchange for housing, food, utilities, possibly car insurance. Differing from one who trades sex directly for cash. Can an unspoken agreement or the John can be completely unknowing. Domestic prostitutes often lack morals and or integrity.
To avoid working a regular job, Jane starts having sex with John (whom she does not have feelings for). Because she knows that he will pay her bills and she won't have to work a job. (Domestic-In home, Prostitute-Person who has sex for money=Domestic prostitution)
by DemonDaddy November 28, 2013
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