dibs

The game played by young gentlemen in which you call 'dibs' on any young lady that takes your fancy. Players are limited to five 'dibs' per evening out. When a player calls 'dibs' he must also tap another player with varying degrees of force, depending on the amount of alcohol that has been consumed. Once a young lady has had 'dibs' called on her she becomes out of bounds for all other players for the entirety of the evening. Any player who flaunts this rule and continues to 'pull' a lady who has had 'dibs' called on her, must pay a suitable forfeit.

The only exception to this rule is when a player calls cardboard on a young lady who has had ‘dibs’ called on her. Players are limited to one ‘cardboard’ call per evening and this allows that player to ‘pull’ the afore mentioned young lady as well as the original ‘dibs’ caller. The young lady remains out of bounds for all other players.
'Have you seen her!?? Dibs on that mate'
by Paul & Lee August 31, 2006
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A nickname of the port Odaiba, a major port in Tokyo, Japan.
Hey Dan, do you wanna go to Shibs or Dibs?
by shoislegit June 20, 2018
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Yo man, I gotta scratch my dibs
by wassupdawg1234 August 21, 2013
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You say this if you want to be first in line, have the first slice of cake/pizza, want the front seat...
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1. A statement of agreement.
2. A phrase used to claim something--beer, the opposite sex, food...
3. A word that you say when you don't have anything else to say.
"Free hamburgers?"
"Dibs!"

"Whoa, look at her!"
"Dibs."
by Belafonte November 19, 2009
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A secondary character on Invader Zim who's only goal in life is to prove to the world that Zim is an alien. He also has very pointy hair. And a big head.

funny show.
Zim: I don't like Dib. He smells.
GiR: tacos
by Burnt Bean Burrito April 30, 2020
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my favorite character on the show Invader Zim. dib is a boy in zims class who is obsessed with the paranormal. dib lives with his famous scientist dad, professor membrane, and his little sister, gaz. he is the only one apart from gaz who knows zim is an alien. even though he tries infinite times to prove to everyone zim is an alien, they never believe him and just think hes insane. he has black hair, glasses, and a long black coat.
person: whats wrong with you? all you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing bigfoot in your garage!
dib: he was using the belt sander.
- episode the nightmare begins

FBI: hey.. your DIB... right? hehe.. you ever get that ninja ghost outta your toilet?
dib: yes! no thanks to you!
-episode zim eats waffles

dib: (sprints into classroom) sorry im late! horrible nightmare visions!
mrs. bitters: its called life dib, now sit down.
- episode halloween spectacular of spooky doom
by x.:invader jenna :.x August 20, 2010
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