dib

my favorite character on the show Invader Zim. dib is a boy in zims class who is obsessed with the paranormal. dib lives with his famous scientist dad, professor membrane, and his little sister, gaz. he is the only one apart from gaz who knows zim is an alien. even though he tries infinite times to prove to everyone zim is an alien, they never believe him and just think hes insane. he has black hair, glasses, and a long black coat.

person: whats wrong with you? all you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing bigfoot in your garage!
dib: he was using the belt sander.
- episode the nightmare begins

FBI: hey.. your DIB... right? hehe.. you ever get that ninja ghost outta your toilet?
dib: yes! no thanks to you!
-episode zim eats waffles

dib: (sprints into classroom) sorry im late! horrible nightmare visions!
mrs. bitters: its called life dib, now sit down.
- episode halloween spectacular of spooky doom

by x.:invader jenna :.x August 20, 2010

dib

in arabic it meens bear but it is used as a moron a dib is someone who everyone can make fun of at a particular moment

when joey spills milk all over the table everyone would call him a dib

by Rafaelman March 17, 2006

dib

a sack of weed costing 15 dollars.
it's made from the words 'dime' and 'dub' to make 'dib'

toker 1: i scored some mary jane today
toker 2: pimp, how much? a dime? a dub?
toker 1: nah bitch, i gotta dib!

by t-cool December 06, 2007

dib

A one syllable word that can and does mean absolutely anything.

Go dib yourself.

I dont dib you.

Suck my dib.

Where for art thou dib?

by Eric August 07, 2004

dib

someone who lacks intelligence

Carol Porter would say "huh, excuse me but your such a dib"

by Jonny C March 06, 2004

dib

Any computer that talks. Dib is short for DIgital Bitch.

The self-serve checkout aisle is full of dibs. Your phone company uses a dib to answer the phone

by mark718 April 29, 2012

dib

a stupid fucking idiot who doesn't know how to properly handle a situation with decent human common sense and can completely go below level of autism and dirt itself. mostly is given to a person who is majorely a stupid fuck or is just an asshole

"You know that one guy right, he's totally a fucking dib dude, I hate him so much."

by omgc00liobroksi3 September 01, 2018