Egg White Delight

The act of waking up an unsuspecting person by ejaculating on their face.

She told me I only could spend the night if I made her breakfast in the morning, so I gave her an egg white delight.

by DRAGONSLAYER May 4, 2013

interior design

A profession that everyone thinks they know something about, when in reality, is very technical and requires extensive knowledge of history, fashion, architecture, building codes, art, and the basic principles and elements of design.

Practiced by an "interior designer," or "designer," for short.

I went to college for four years to study interior design.

by speakingthetruth June 12, 2008

Baker's Delight

When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.

My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.

A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.

by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Saskatchewan Designated Driver

Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.

Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.

Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.

by WesternCanadianProud July 25, 2008

DesigningXen

DesigningXen is a youtuber who makes youtube videos with gaming, unboxing and music videos and his channel has grown.

Hey go check out DesigningXen on Youtube

by Cool YouTubers May 3, 2018

Berried Delight

A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.

Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?

Guy 2: "No, I hate you."

by ChaosClaw January 11, 2023

designated decoy

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.

After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."

by robzilla September 27, 2005