During lunch I was counting the number of times I breathed, now I have a large swath of data to work with
by Bank of America2 April 8, 2011
Get the Swath of data mug.Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.
Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!
Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!
by theinstigator March 13, 2014
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Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.
"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."
"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"
"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"
by cctroublemaker September 10, 2011
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(and since you obviously don't have time in your sentence to explain you have to work-up data - because you're a busy graduate student - you have to combine words)
(and since you obviously don't have time in your sentence to explain you have to work-up data - because you're a busy graduate student - you have to combine words)
Grad student 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Grad student 2: Oh, I'm just datalyzing. I think I will have to datalyze all day long.
The topic today, class, is datalysis - how to cope with data analysis.
Grad student 2: Oh, I'm just datalyzing. I think I will have to datalyze all day long.
The topic today, class, is datalysis - how to cope with data analysis.
by datajunky July 7, 2011
Get the datalyze mug.A relocation forum that claims to allow all points of view but is really just a front for Realtors. Moderators are given extreme power and control to ban members that they disagree with. If you post anything negative about a city or state you will eventually be banned.
They have a reputation points system that is completely useless. The Mods, Realtors, and clique play childish "rep me" games with one another so as to bolster their points to appear like experts to the naive newbies.
They have a reputation points system that is completely useless. The Mods, Realtors, and clique play childish "rep me" games with one another so as to bolster their points to appear like experts to the naive newbies.
newbie: Hi I'm a single mom with 3 kids and I want to move to Florida. I have no job, no family there, and no money in the bank. Florida has palm trees and warm weather and that's why I want to move there.
Realtor: Come on down, you'll do fine here.
actual FL resident: You shouldn't put your children in jeopardy like that. Florida's unemployment is really high and jobs are hard to get. Save up money and line up a job before you move here.
city-data clique member: Shut up you troll. Florida is perfect and you are just a malcontent.
Ohio resident: City-data clique member and Realtor are correct. I visited Walt Disney World 15 years ago so I know everything about Florida. Palm trees make everything perfect so I am moving there myself. I'm so tired of these malcontents hijacking threads.
newbie: Thanks Realtor, city-data clique member, and Ohio resident for all of your help. "Actual resident" please stay off of my thread and quit being a malcontent. I only wanted positive posts.
actual resident: How am I a malcontent for just telling the truth and trying to help someone?
Mod: closed for Mod review
Mod reps Realtor, city-data clique member, and Ohio resident. They rep Mod back. Mod bans actual resident from city-data.
Realtor: Come on down, you'll do fine here.
actual FL resident: You shouldn't put your children in jeopardy like that. Florida's unemployment is really high and jobs are hard to get. Save up money and line up a job before you move here.
city-data clique member: Shut up you troll. Florida is perfect and you are just a malcontent.
Ohio resident: City-data clique member and Realtor are correct. I visited Walt Disney World 15 years ago so I know everything about Florida. Palm trees make everything perfect so I am moving there myself. I'm so tired of these malcontents hijacking threads.
newbie: Thanks Realtor, city-data clique member, and Ohio resident for all of your help. "Actual resident" please stay off of my thread and quit being a malcontent. I only wanted positive posts.
actual resident: How am I a malcontent for just telling the truth and trying to help someone?
Mod: closed for Mod review
Mod reps Realtor, city-data clique member, and Ohio resident. They rep Mod back. Mod bans actual resident from city-data.
by Joey the Moderator July 22, 2010
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Hope: OMG!!! My boyfriend Eric had a Hardcoded Data last night.
Autumn: OMG!!! What did you do about it?
Hope: We tried to put it back into place.
Autumn: OMG!!! What did you do about it?
Hope: We tried to put it back into place.
by NewPhoneWhoThis March 29, 2017
Get the Hardcoded Data mug.A really piece of crap forum "moderated" by scumbags, including the senior moderators- as well as filled with realtors and low lives who will begin an argument out of nowhere. The wannabe moderators who in reality are loser users who are supported by the even more loser senior moderators will delete/close ANY thread they don't like or that they perceive as "trolling" material, like a thread about why Georgia has many places ending with A, there is absolutely no tolerance for humor and the rules are insanely stupid. Examples of rules: "no "I am leaving" threads, no threads about moderation in the "about the forum" category, no "specific city threads" in the U.S. general forum... And you can't close your account, the only way to get out of the shithole is to troll around until you get banned or ask the senior moderator to ban you and he will quickly assist you in your plea. Don't direct message them about moderators they will not do anything. Moderators are allowed to mock users and disrespect their threads but you can't even respond back to them at their public profile pages or they will give you an infraction.
"Many funny names of cities in Georgia ending with "A""
Moderator deletes the thread- Reason: Trolling
"What's up with moderators here"
Moderator deletes the thread- Reason: DM the senior moderator on this matter, you are violating the terms of service by starting this thread.
To senior moderator: "I am not happy with the moderation here, etc. etc."
SENIOR MODERATOR DOES NOT REPLY BACK
To senior moderator: "Ban me please"
A few minutes later
"You have been banned from the forums"
Reason: per request
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Ex-member: Thank goodness I left City-Data Forum, what a f piece of shit site!
Moderator deletes the thread- Reason: Trolling
"What's up with moderators here"
Moderator deletes the thread- Reason: DM the senior moderator on this matter, you are violating the terms of service by starting this thread.
To senior moderator: "I am not happy with the moderation here, etc. etc."
SENIOR MODERATOR DOES NOT REPLY BACK
To senior moderator: "Ban me please"
A few minutes later
"You have been banned from the forums"
Reason: per request
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Ex-member: Thank goodness I left City-Data Forum, what a f piece of shit site!
by Magolor_Marxian March 9, 2013
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