Cybernation

Human form of hibernation. Where a person ends all social contact with other people in the name of the internet.

"Is Lewis coming out tonight?"..."no he's gone into cybernation"

by Augustus Scott Kennedy December 12, 2007

cybernating

when somebody is usually online all the time, due to a hardline, constant internet source, and then disappears for more than forty eight hours without a trace

guy 1: "dude, i didn't see you online this weekend. where were you?"
guy 2: "sorry bro, i was cybernating"

by majero March 23, 2004

cybermuter

A person that will not talk on the telephone, but will text message, chat, or I.M. all damn day. A person that doesn't answer the phone, and exchanges all telephone conversations for Text Messages, Instant Messaging, or Chat over the Internet, even when they are available to answer their phone.

When I called Gina Davis, she didn't answer the telephone, as if BEETLEJUICE was a cybermuter, and had put a zipper over our mouths. Instead, she referred to the "text" book of The Recently Deceased... Its as if both of us had been hushed.

by J.J. Wiggles November 8, 2010

Cyberpussy

That premium metallic good good that you slide into when you do not have a human partner. You could also just stick your dick in a DVD player and see if that does anything for you...

Aw god my internet is so slow. It took so long to download that Cyberpussy last night.

My dick is sore after crushing that VHS player last night.

by Aidan Decoco August 2, 2016

cybernetic

The interface between humanity, and technology.

Yes, that keyboard is technicly cybernetic.

by Psiberzerker March 14, 2004

Cybernate

To hide in your room and immerse yourself in your computer device...

e.g Where is Ashleigh? Ohhh she's gone to cybernate!

by Keyman88 November 22, 2013

Cybernation

When someone swears off social networking sites such as facebook or myspace for an extended period of time only to come crawling out of their cave by the following season. Usually done in cases of bad breakups on facebook, bragging rights for self-righteousness amongst friends, or a neighbor putting a password on their wireless internet connection. Can be used in verb form as cybernate (ing.)

I've been on facebook too much lately, maybe I should go into cybernation.

by bri777 January 14, 2011