A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."
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Bro B: What?
Bro A: He's been hitting on that chub all night. Looks like we have another CP (Cushion Pusher)
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Bro A: He's been hitting on that chub all night. Looks like we have another CP (Cushion Pusher)
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Someone who is too nice or soft with their opinions. Cushion’s don’t say what they actually feel and sugar coat everything. Basically a kiss ass.
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Get the ball cushion mug.A term used to describe a particularly shapely and large Posterior(also called- Butt, Ass, Booty, Trunk, Derriere etc.) usually found on attractive, voluptuous women.
The generous bottoms of a woman are more sexually arousing to many men, because large bottoms indicate a higher level of Estrogen and possibly a high rate of Fertility. The term comes from the act of sex between a man and a woman blessed with generous bottoms, in a postion known as Doggystyle.
In this sexual position, the well-endowed woman is at an advantage, as her large buttocks act as a soft, yielding barrier between her pelvis and the thrusting pelvis of her mate, making the act very comfortable for both parties. Moreover, in this postion, the man is able to see the motion of his mate's buttocks as he thrusts, and this display arouses the male even further.
Note that a number of males find large buttocks, and by extension, voluptuous females unappealing, but by and large,a curvaceous woman usually attracts more attention than a thin and bony woman.
The generous bottoms of a woman are more sexually arousing to many men, because large bottoms indicate a higher level of Estrogen and possibly a high rate of Fertility. The term comes from the act of sex between a man and a woman blessed with generous bottoms, in a postion known as Doggystyle.
In this sexual position, the well-endowed woman is at an advantage, as her large buttocks act as a soft, yielding barrier between her pelvis and the thrusting pelvis of her mate, making the act very comfortable for both parties. Moreover, in this postion, the man is able to see the motion of his mate's buttocks as he thrusts, and this display arouses the male even further.
Note that a number of males find large buttocks, and by extension, voluptuous females unappealing, but by and large,a curvaceous woman usually attracts more attention than a thin and bony woman.
'So why did you sleep with her? is it 'cos she's got a cushion for the pushin???'
'Man, Mimi sure has a nice butt'
'Yeah, it's a real cushion for the pushin'
'Man, Mimi sure has a nice butt'
'Yeah, it's a real cushion for the pushin'
by dxps26 July 27, 2008
Get the cushion for the pushin mug.When two naked males face each other and tie their genitals together with a rubber band, creating a pulsing red 'heat cushion' effect. They then take turns slapping the shit out of their balls until one of them passes out.
"Hey dude, no homo but I think we should do a heat cushion, you know, for the lulz."
"No. A thousand times no."
"No. A thousand times no."
by JohnEBlaze March 7, 2010
Get the Heat Cushion mug.When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
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