When a homosexual male couple are engaging in sex and the man on top just sits down on his partner's dick and lets him jizz into him.
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This move is a combination of the well known Dirty Sanchez, Strawberry shortcake, Abe Lincoln and the Donkey Punch along with some "squating". Preferably, this move should be done at partner's parents house, while they are present, but in a different part of house.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
Bob: Oh man, i gave Sally such a Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat last night!
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
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Get the cuntsnatch mug.Someone (commonly a heterosexual male or homosexual female) who is extraordinarily gifted in the art of obtaining cunt...females...snatching if you will.
Cuntsnatcher; Cuntsnatching; Cuntsnatch; Cuntsnatched - Billy was a dope when he was younger...but since he spent all that time in Europe he's turned into quite the little cuntsnatcher.
Damn ma, Kelly sure did get cuntsnatched by them boys.
Damn ma, Kelly sure did get cuntsnatched by them boys.
by Witbomb October 10, 2011
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tr.v. cunt·strat·ed, cunt·strat·ing, cunt·strates
1. To remove the vulva of (a female); geld or effeminize.
2. To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
3. To deprive of virility or spirit; effeminize.
4. To be served penance for cheating on the last person you'd ever want to cheat on.
tr.v. cunt·strat·ed, cunt·strat·ing, cunt·strates
1. To remove the vulva of (a female); geld or effeminize.
2. To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
3. To deprive of virility or spirit; effeminize.
4. To be served penance for cheating on the last person you'd ever want to cheat on.
"I can't belive Tiana cheated on Bre! That girl deserves a wicked case of cuntstration."
"That hussy! I just might have to cuntstrate her myself!"
"That hussy! I just might have to cuntstrate her myself!"
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